Why am I blogging so much?

Monmouth County  NJ Family Photographer

As a Monmouth County NJ Family Photographer I have been told I have to blog. But you know what? This blogging is driving me insane. Every single flipping day I have to blog. I mean how many time’s am I going to blog about photography? About being a  Monmouth County NJ family photographer? About Sanibel Island? I mean don’t get me wrong, I love my camera I love to photography people, families, newborn’s and whatever else I am suppose to blog about. But I do not like BLOGGING!

Now I have to make sure my SEO is right, So I will make this a “heading”.

You see so this is what I have to do. Now “Yoast” wants me to do an internal linking. So please click HERE to view my website. Below is a photo of a young adult who is sweet and cute and froze her toes off ( not even kidding ) she needed photograph’s taken for a Senior photo session. The problem was we needed to do It outside. I mean look how gorgeous it is. Photographers refer to those “balls of light” as Bokeh. And it is just creamy delicious.
Monmouth-County-NJ-familly-photographerNow I need an external link. So I will sit here and try to figure out who or what to “link”. Let me just sit here while I am clueless. While Im at it I have ADD hey I will external link them ! So I sit here and wait to get two “green checks” next to readability and Seo and as soon as I do, I can hit “send”.

So finally after 30 minutes I get the green means go button. But now I am ready to type. For instance my toes are freezing and I think it just started raining . Why aren’t the schools closing if NJ is a State of Emergency? Last but not least I seriously doubt that anyone is even reading but if you get this far and you are the first and even the 2nd person to comment here that you actually read this. I will give you a free Photo Session. No kidding ! Yes, you do have to leave a $100 deposit fee to be used towards your prints. Yes you have to sign a contract ( it protects us both) . But more importantly I will give you all I have to make sure your photo’s are amazing. Just like the beautiful young adult who froze so she could get this photo session .

  Anyone want to contact me for some ADD help? xoxoxoxoxo

Glenna

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